RULES

[Professor Allene Milanov]

therules

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I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL HERE FOR SOMETHING INCREDIBLY FUNNY AND WITTY AND AMUSING RIGHT? WELL I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT. THESE RULES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS THAT WE DON'T TAKE LIGHTLY. SURE WE WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE FUN AND ENJOY THEMSELVES BUT FOR THAT THINGS NEED TO RUN SMOOTHLY AND FOR THAT WE NEED RULES. RULES THAT NEED TO BE FOLLOWED TO THE T BECAUSE SERIOUSLY THOUGH WE SEEM LIKE NICE PEOPLE WE GET VERY VERY MEAN WHEN THINGS DON'T GO OUR WAY. ENOUGH WITH THE THREATS THOUGH AND ONTO THE GOOD STUFF. YOU NEED TO READ ALL OF THIS, MOST OF WHICH I'M SURE YOU KNOW AND SOME OF WHICH I'M SURE YOU THINK IS NONSENSE. WE'LL KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T MOSTLY BECAUSE WE'RE PSYCHIC LIKE THAT. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ EVERYTHING READ THE SITE RULES AT LEAST SEEING AS HOW YOU NEED TO TO GET SORTED AND ALL.

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NO GOD MODING BECAUSE IT SERIOUSLY GETS ON OUR NERVES. I DON'T CARE IF YOUR CHARACTER IS JESUS HE CAN'T CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE AND NEITHER CAN YOU. YOU CAN INSINUATE AND ACTION AND HOPE FOR A RESPONSE BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. SO DON'T DO IT. ANOTHER THING THAT GRINDS OUR GEARS IS PERFECT CHARACTERS. NO ONE IS PERFECT AND SO YOUR CHARACTER CAN'T BE EITHER. ALSO ENOUGH WITH THE DRAMA, RAPE, SEX, DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE PERMITTED ON THE SITE. THIS IS A MATURE RATED SITE AFTER ALL BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOUR CHARACTER CAN BE ALL MOPEY AND SAD ALL OF THE TIME. THOUGH WE DID MENTION THAT RAPE AND DRUGS WERE ACCEPTABLE THE OTHER PERSON MUST BE IN AGREEMENT YOU MUST POST THE MATURE WARNING ON THE THREAD AND RAPE MUST HAVE ADMIN APPROVAL. SOUNDS WEIRD BUT IT'S JUST TO MAKE SURE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. ALSO THERE ARE ALREADY TEENAGE PARENTS PRESENT AT WCAM WE DON'T WANT A MILLION. ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE NO CHARACTER UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE IS A MIND READER AND SO NO CHARACTER KNOWS EVERYTHING EVERYONE IS THINKING. IT'S NO FUN TO RP WITH A KNOW IT ALL. EVERY POST MUST BE AT LEAST 300WORDS. THIS IS AN ADVANCED RP SITE AND THAT SHOULD BE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM. HONESTLY WE DON'T WANT ANY ONE LINERS. I THINK IT'S A GIVEN BUT JUST IN CASE NO ASTERIKS NO CHAT SPEAK AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON PAST TENSE. ANYTHING ELSE WE'LL ASK THAT YOU REWRITE AND IF NOT THE THREAD GETS DELETED. HARSH? WELL THAT'S LIFE DEAL WITH IT. OH ONE MORE THING DON'T POST ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN SORTED. SERIOUSLY WE'LL JUST DELETE YOUR POST AND WAIT EVEN MORE TIME BEFORE ACCEPTING YOU. GIVE THE ADMIN AT LEAST A DAY TO SORT YOU, WE HAVE LIVES YOU KNOW.

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NO FIGHTING OOC. THE LINK TO POST IN A THREAD THAT CERTIFIES YOU READ THE RULES IS THE NO AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS PARAGRAPH. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MORTAL ENIMIES IN RL I DON'T CARE IF THE OTHER PERSON KILLED YOUR CAT NO FIGHTING OOC. YOU'LL GET ONE WARNING AND THEN YOU'RE OUT. IT'S NOT A THREAT IT'S A COMPLETE PROMISE. WCAM AND IT'S SISTER SITE WERE CREATED AS AN ESCAPE FROM ALL THE OTHER DRAMA FILLED SITES THAT ARE OUT THERE. WE WANT TO KEEP IT DRAMA FREE. THE ADMIN AREN'T MEAN BITCHES WHO WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE WELL EXCEPT FOR BELLA SHE'S PRETTY EVIL BUT THEY DO WANT THINGS TO RUN SMOOTHLY AND FOR THAT THE PEACE MUST BE KEPT. NO SPAMMING THE CBOX IT'S ANNOYING AND IRRITATING. ALSO DON'T ADVERTISE ON THE CBOX THE ADMIN WILL FIND OUT AND BAN YOU. THERE IS A WHOLE BOARD FOR ADVERTISING DO IT THERE.

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I DON'T WANT THE GRAPHICS TO STRETCH THE BOARD SO NOTHING HUGE. IF IT DOES STRETCH IT THEN WE'LL RESIZE IT FOR YOU. IF YOU CHANGE IT BACK ADMIN WILL HAVE NO OPTION BUT TO DELETE THE PICTURE AND GIVE YOU A WARNING. ALSO THERE ARE GRAPHIC ARTISTS ON CALL SO PLACE A REQUEST. ALL CHARACTERS ARE REQUIRED TO HAVE A CELEBRITY REPRESENTATION. PLEASE CLAIM YOUR CELEBRITY AS SOON AS YOU ARE SORTED. I THINK THAT'S IT ON THE GRAPHIC FRONT. OH ONE MORE THING NO ONE MAY HAVE THE SAME CELEBRITY REPRESENTATION UNLESS THEY ARE TWINS.